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God forbid any students or school kids are using this old bollocks for research.

But, just in case they are.

We've tried to be accurate in everything we've written. Sometimes we get it wrong.

But that's OK. The old git in charge and every other moribund contributor just says it as we remember it.

Which isn’t always that well.

Craig Ellyard - 28/05/2018

Craig Ellyard - 19/11/2017